Romeo and Juliet

Boston, USA

The Rockwell
May 5 - July 9, 2022

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Shit-faced Shakespeare® is the genius combination of a 1-hour long Shakespeare play with a single drunken cast member hurled into the mix for the audience’s delight and delectation.

Warning: Shit-faced Shakespeare® contains real traces of actual Shakespeare and deeply inappropriate behavior throughout!

Following sellout runs all over the US since 2015 Shit-faced Shakespeare is back with the show that launched it all.

Book early to avoid soul-crushing life-choice failure.

Dramatis personæ

Shit-faced Shakespeare® features a cast of rotating players covering multiple roles over a run. You can, however, expect to see some of these Magnificent Bastards appearing in this production:

Brett Milanowski

Brett is one of our original Boston Shit-faced Shakesperians. Despite appearances he’s only been doing this for four years and has actually improved in that time. When asked, Brett claims that this show is the second worst thing that has ever happened to him...we didn’t ask about the first. Brett acts, directs, and produces for Shit-faced Shakespeare. Brett is rapidly approaching his 40th birthday. He won’t say from which direction.

Tyler Rosati

Tyler’s first role with Shit-faced Shakespeare was ‘Puck’ in A Midsummer Night’s Dream four years ago. No, you don’t need to clean your glasses -- not much has changed in the past four years. Same show. Same role. Same shitty “peach” “champagne”. Tyler would rather be at home watching The Emperor’s New Groove than be here tonight, but alas...

Jon Vellante

Jon is a mystery to us all. Really. We aren’t sure what is going to happen when we release him on stage. We went through his Facebook to see if he had a discernible personality but all we could find was “The moment where the chip meets the salsa is truly intimate.” Uh...sure. He won’t be returning for another show.